“Thumper Crew — Thank you for an amazing week, each of you had a major impact on making this a truly magical week for us. You are all so professional & we can tell you enjoy your jobs and taking care of us.
- For the serial abduction of innocent groups of charter guests into a sphere of complete relaxation coupled with serious bursts of fun and activities.
Beware: this boat operating under the name of “M/Y THUMPER” is dangerous. You might not want to leave it.
The vessel is used by a gang known as “THE CREW’ and their members are highly trained professionals in their respective domain. The leader of the gang is known as “THE CAPTAIN”. He sneakily snatches the best anchoring spots and does not hesitate to use force. He is the master mind behind this clever scheme.
His right hand, aka “THE ENGINEER” is keeping the vessel shipshape, as always being ready to escape the aim of the law. Further members of this dauntless gang include “THE TRIO”. Smooth operators of a speedboat who prefer to take their victims in a tow and throw them off a giant banana. They are also experts at removing incriminating fingerprints. A group of ominous Germans have been reported to survive the “banana treatment” and are suspected to have become Crew’s collaborators.
In addition, there seems to be a group of young females who attract their victims with elaborate cocktails and serve up delicious food prepared by another team member called “THE CHEF”. In using only the best ingredients and working them to perfection so the guests feel completely at ease he is an important pillar to the scheme.
Caution: The longer you stay, leaving the boat will become harder and harder.
*For any hints that lead to an engagement of the crew and their vessel, the witness will receive a brand new set of masks and snorkels to renew the vessels historic stock.” - Client
“Dearest Capt Jason, Sophie, Grace, Oakleigh, Jonno, Keanu, Kevin, Mark and John,
I’m so grateful to you all for these truly wonderful days. Your kindness and many talents have been so appreciated and THUMPER could truly not have a better crew!” – Client
“I have loved thumper” – Child client
“Thank you ALL for the most magical adventure on THUMPER.
Thank you for playing with the boys so energetically and for the epic THUMPER OLYMPICS’ 25
Every single day was a dream – We saw so many beautiful places and had so much fun morning, noon and night. The perfect boat made so special thanks to a brilliant Captain and incredible crew. Lots of love.” - Client
Jul - Aug, 2025
“The Family had the most wonderful time and have sung the entire crew’s praises.
I do know that everything went extremely well and I was hugely impressed with the organisation of this trip by both Captains James and Jason. There were many restaurant and club reservations which were all secured in a very timely manner, and then changed several times. Everything was flawless this included the incredible menu suggestions from the chef. I have worked with Thumper quite a bit in the past but not for many years and I was very happy to see that she is still operating at the very highest level – hats off! Please don’t hesitate to provide me as a reference.”- PA to client
“You have been the most phenomenal family to live with. Thank you for all your hard work every second of every day and still making time for our girly chats! This experience has been made by your team, we loved the Olympics! (yay I didn’t lose). You are all such an interesting & friendly group of people and a shout out to Grace, Oakley + Sophie!! We love you Mark, your food is unbeatable WOWW!!” - Client
July, 2025
“The captain came to the hotel to pick us up, super nice, very informative and on time. When we arrived to the yacht all the crew members were waiting for us with cocktails, cold towels, and big smiles. The yacht was beautiful everything was spotless, rooms very spacious. The crew members were super nice and friendly, all our meals onboard were amazing, way better than restaurants, so delicious, the best of the best. Everyone put 110% into making our week special, comfortable and memorable.
Overall the trip was the most enjoyable and memorable we’ve had. Everyone loved it and we didn’t want to leave! Thanks again for help us to plan everything.”- Client
“Thank you so much for making this the best week ever. You all made this trip truly unforgettable and I’m so grateful for all of you. From having the most amazing meals from chef, to chatting with Oakleigh and Keanu at 3am, to doing water sports with everyone, you guys have done everything to make this trip amazing. I can easily say that this was my favourite week ever thanks to all of you!! So once again, thank you so much, we loved it!!” - Client
“Thank you so much for an incredible stay! This is the most chic boat ever and I want to live here. Lots of love” - Client
July, 2025
“Holiday on Thumper #3 - What can I say, except a massive thank you! You have all been amazing as always and given us the best holiday EVER! Hope you manage to have a break before the next charter – you deserve it! The most amazing food, milkshakes, cocktails, table settings, water skiing, techo sort outs, seabobs and water sports – ESPECIALLY, THUMPER Olympics and the white party / quiz and lastly who can forget Jono’s dramatic battle with Ian!
Thank you again and look forward to seeing you next Summer. With much gratitude and large hugs.” - Client
June – July, 2025
“This trip has been an amazing experience! We are so fortunate to spend the last 10 days with this incredible crew. Thank you for everything! We area already planning our next trip on the mighty yacht THUMPER!” - Client
“What an amazing experience we have had with all of you over the last 10 days!!! These memories will last a life time – and it’s so special to have this trip as our 2nd trip with this amazing crew!!! We honestly love all of you and can’t wait to come back next year for another amazing journey!!!” – Client
June, 2025
“What an extraordinary week we’ve had aboard luxurious THUMPER in the breathtaking Mediterranean! Every moment was a true escape, filled with stunning views and delightful experiences. A special thank you to the INCREDIBLE crew whose passion and dedication shined through and made our journey into something unforgettable! Their attention to detail, WARM hospitality and expert service made us all feel pampered and at home. From Mark’s exquisite meals to thoughtful recommendations on sights by Captain James, every aspect of our trip was crafted to perfection. The X family is so grateful for this magical experience and wish all of the THUMPER crew the best of luck. We will miss you!” - Client
June 2025,
“To the best crew of all time - You truly made this the trip of a lifetime! Thank you for making every moment so unforgettable – from Olympics to dancing on tables in St. Tropez. We couldn’t have done this without you.” - Client
“We have had a wonderful time on THUMPER! Everything has been perfect. It’s our second time on board and hopefully not the last. The crew are exceptional. Big shout out to Jono, Ian and Oakley… see you all again.”– Client
Monaco GP, May, 2025
“This charter was spectacular! I really think they want to book again for next year. But, before that happens, or maybe at the same time, they are interested in a 3 day charter in September of this year!” - Broker
Aug, 2024
“Dear Amazing Crew - We wanted to take a moment to extend our heartfelt ❤️ thanks to each of you for making our 7- day cruise along the Amalfi Coast truly unforgettable.
From the breathtaking views of Positano, Capri & Ischia to the seamless & exceptional service on board (i.e., chef, interior & deck crew), every aspect of our journey exceeded our expectations!
Your professionalism, warm hospitality, and attention to detail made all the difference. Whether it was navigating us to the best beach clubs, preparing delicious meals, or simply ensuring we were always comfortable, you went above and beyond at every turn.
Thank you for making this a trip of our lifetime.” - Client
July, 2024
"Thank you for this amazing cruise to Sardegna. The whole team made it special for us all. The food, my swims, the Olympics, the jet skis were great! I am sad to leave and hope I will have the pleasure to be on Thumper board again with its team.
All the best to all of you,” - Client
July, 2024
“The client confirms that the charter was perfect from start to finish and that EVERY crew member was excellent and amazing at their jobs. From my side they were excellent to work with!” - Broker
“Dear Thumper Crew,
Thank you for the most amazing days here on Thumper. You are the best crew ever – so fun, so kind, and so brilliant with (the kids).
The food was delicious, and every day was even better than the one before. Everything has been literally perfect, a dream holiday. Thanks for making us spend great holidays and being super nice.”- Client
June - July, 2024
“Dearest Thumper Crew, We literally had the best time of our lives with you this past week..”- Client
June, 2024
“Dear Thumper crew.
Thank you for making this “trip of a lifetime” far exceed our expectations. The level of service was outstanding – across the board. The food was incredible and all of you went way beyond to make this trip perfect. Thank you for everything. Super sad that it is ending.” - Client
“I must say Capt James and Capt Jason have been absolutely amazing but most of all, as always with those two, they are not causing any stress about the late crossing (due to weather), simply keeping me informed and handling it, without panicking. This is why we love booking THUMPER!!”
“Hi amazing TEAM THUMPER (insert 10⭐’s on every level here!!)
The charter is not quite over (tomorrow morning) but I can't resist sending this now to say what a total joy from start to end to work with this Crew (and you at TWW always)
The family have had a truly wonderful charter.
Amber, please be sure to pass on my sincere thanks and appreciation to the Owner for proving us with a beautiful yacht but more importantly, employing a totally First-Class Crew.
We all know it is entirely the Crew who ‘make or break’ the success of every charter and who are responsible for us brokers to get repeat clients and enhance our reputations.
THUMPER crew were hands-down the best of the best!!
Seriously I am not just saying this, I have rarely witnessed a crew in operation like this, absolutely phenomenal in every regard.
I had the pleasure to go on board yesterday – didn’t know if to laugh or cry watching them all desperately cleaning the awful sand rain off the hull (it was like some sort of torture game, they frantically cleaning and then 1hr later, a massive sand rain dump again – and repeat over and over for basically 3 days!) 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
And despite the challenging weather they managed to come up with excellent PLAN B every day and got them into every Port along the way (when I know so many other yachts stuck at anchor) – he got them into St Tropez for 2 nights, Cannes (god knows how as it was the Cannes Lions event on), Monaco and Nice.
Jason (and James too of course) you have been a total a pleasure to work with (the amount of emails and annoying texts from me the last few months!) 🤦🏻♀️😉
Thank you for your never ending enthusiasm and support.
The clients told me that the chef is quite honestly the BEST CHEF THEY EVER EXPERIENCED!! (and you can imagine how much this family have travelled all over the world and experienced every restaurant and chef in every place), they said honestly Dan is outstanding beyond possible to describe!!!
I know it’s not quite over but a big thanks to all of you, for your part in it as always at TWW.
You know who to ask if you ever need a Broker reference!
Be sure to pass on my compliments to the owner, I think that is important.
It has been a total privilege and pleasure to book his Yacht” - Broker
June, 2024
“THUMPER GANG - This was by far the most incredible experience of my life. The hospitality was superior and I felt more welcome than in my own home. THANK YOU SO MUCH” - Client
Further testimonials are available on request.
